three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
Scout— no! Scout get away from me! SCOUT STOP!
listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.
me???? like hetalia??? no i ran this blog ironically every hetalia post here is ironic hetalia is ironic
Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x
i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
Track: the laugh from hit gorillaz song "feel good inc" but it never stop
Track: Can't Seduce me.
i really like boys who are blond… or have brown hair… or red hair… or black hair… or have pastel colored hair… i like boys